[Chorus]
This Jiffy Lube is gonna get robbed
And when I do it I won't sob
I don't care if they're close to me
What I think is money is all I need

[Verse]
I'm just a little kid
I think I'm full of wit
So I'll hit you as a surprise
Like a landmine

They're family so what's it matter?
I'll drag them down to my hole like the Mad Hatter
How dare I be depressed?
I need to be the best

I can get whatever I want
I know that doing this won't haunt
Money's really cool
I could buy a pool

I got nothing to lose
I do what I wanna do
Gotta look cool
Gotta try if I could

[Chorus]
This Jiffy Lube's gonna gonna get robbed
And when I do it I won't sob
I don't care if they're close to me
What I think is money is all I need

This Jiffy Lube's gonna gonna get robbed
And when I do it I won't sob
I don't care if they're close to me
What I think is money is all I need
[Outro]
And I'll also have my friend Jacob to support my choices
And later down the road I'll see if it does good
Will it help me when what I want is what I have?
I know though I'm already going to hell

So don't cry when I'm gone