[Verse 1]
And I heard ‘em squid, ain’t nobody messin’ with the kid
Like a lottery, man, this is like a bid
So this is in the name of love like Squiddy said
Before you ask me to go get a job today
Can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?
And I know that Mr. Krabs is stingy as AIDS
So I guess we just pray like Squilliam says
All red walls, we spitting some French bars
The things we see on the screen are not ours
And these squids from Squid City so your streams not far
Where I’m from the fryhoods are the rock stars
But you can’t cop cars without going all star
I guess they want my ink in a jar - I know it

[Chorus]
And I heard ‘еm squid (Ooh)
And I heard ‘em squid (Ooh), ain’t nobody be mеssin’ with the kid
Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today
And nothing lasts forever so be squiddy babe
It hurts but it might be the only way

[Verse 2]
This say squids in your life are seasons
There was a Krabby Patty, a fitting season
And the squids grab the boat and get to weavin’
Now we all praying we all are grieving
In Spongebob, and one day y’all will see him
And will follow his yellow nose and will believe him
The Dutchman is around I feel him breathin’
Clamin’ Patties are the way, so we keep on dreamin’
And they put free samples out, yeah, just to tease us
My Aunt Squiddy just put a coffee cake down
And now my lil cousin eatin’ a coffee cake now
He tried to explain that he didn’t know it was her’s
Did you really think nobody would cure?
I overheard, I’m getting bored, you know it
[Chorus]
And I heard ‘em squid (Ooh), ain’t nobody be messin’ with the kid
And I heard ‘em squid (Ooh), ain’t nobody be messin’ with the kid
Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today
And nothing lasts forever so be squiddy babe
It hurts but it might be the only way

[Post-Chorus]
With every Krabby Patty we get far away
Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today
And nothing lasts forever so be squiddy babe
It hurts but it might be the only way

[Outro]
Oohh, Oohh, Oohh, Oohh
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