[Intro: Yung Ulcer]

Yeah!
This one goes out to everyone listening to this song right now who's on the toilet!
I hear you!
I feel you!
Uh

[Verse 1: Yung Ulcer]

I was in second hour class, Geometry
I raised my hand, said, "there's something wrong with me!"
So teach said, "okay, go use the bathroom
All you gotta do is be back soon"
Got outta my desk, went into the halls
Went to the mens' room, found an open stall
Ten minutes went by, I was shitting like crazy
Person in the next stall thought I was having a baby

[Chorus: Yung Ulcer]

Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to thе toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilеt
Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to the toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilet

[Verse 2: Yung Ulcer]

Clenching my fists, calling out to Destin
Opened the floodgates in my lower intestine
It's gonna get nasty if I keep pressing
Never eating curry again, I learned my lesson
My friend called out to ask if I was okay (you okay in there?)
Said "I'm fighting a beast in here bruh, go away!"
Shit hit the fan, but the end still ain't getting near
20 minutes late to third hour class sitting here

[Chorus: Yung Ulcer]

Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to the toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilet

Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to the toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilet
[Verse 3: Big Destro]

Shitty, poopy, crusty, it is falling out it's house
Raised my fuckin' asshole clean the shit that I let out
Wish this was a cliche but my skin was stuck around
The lid of the toilet, Jesus said sit down
What the fuck you doin' there, Destro that shit stinks
Tryna summon Satan fuckin' 8 feet from the sink
Listen Jesus Christ, I could talk to you all day
Except for I got a class and my buns are stuck to the frame
Please help me out, please I will be Christian
"holy shit you didn't think that I fucking existed?"
To be honest bro, I wasn't really sure
Ha, gotcha bitch, enjoy your fuckin' turn

[Chorus: Yung Ulcer]

Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to the toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilet

Superglued, stuck to the toilet
What to do, I'm stuck to the toilet
Falling asleep, stuck to the toilet
Asking "why me?" stuck to the toilet