I'd like to take this time to apologize for all those that I've hurt
I wasn't thinking, uhhh
It won't happen again
Uhh, I-uh I didn't mean it
It was just a joke, I was kidding

Yeah!
This joint right here is going out to everybody gettin' money
I mean the real cream
All up and down the east and west coast
Check it, check it

(Jesus Lord)
I feel like impostor
Like a lobster (Jesus Lord)
Like B-52, they sang "Love Shack"
Show me your rack
But don't!
Cause I turned Christian
I'm a new man (Jesus)
Look at me glisten
Lord (Lord)
Um, check it
Speaking of chеcks, I made a deposit
In my checking account (Jеsus)
Where I get money (Lord)
And lots of honeys
But I don't get honeys
Because I'm Christian
I'm a changed man
(Jesus)
Okay?
Lord (Lord)
So please do not
Do not give me honeys
I need to find the one, and I'm waiting for marriage (Jesus)
Lord, ope-
Lord (Lord)
And um
Waiting for marriage
Which means I'm really cool
Swimming in my pool (Jesus)
With the Lord (Lord)
In the pool, with my floaties
It's really nice, it's really sweet!
I love it here!
I think it reeks! (Jesus)
Lor- (Lord)
But that's okay, because
Sometimes I like the stench of reek
It makes me
It makes me really (Jesus)
Think about home, Lord (Lord)
Makes me really think about home
When you think about home, you get a lot of alone
And then you feel really sad
And then you are not glad (Jesus)
Sad is the opposite of glad, Lord (Lord)
Of glad
And that's facts
You already know that
Jesus Lord (Jesus Lord)
Is everyone's dad
Don't be bad or you'll get whipped across your back (Jesus Lord)
Then you won't get to eat any snacks
I personally like Fritos
But I also really like Tostitos (Jesus)
But I also kinda mess with the Cheetos (Lord)
But sometimes I eat some Doritos
I don't even listen to the Beatles (Jesus)
They're British and freaky (Lord)
And I don't like freaky British people
No hate tho!
I just personally like Kanye West a little more (Jesus)
Because he appreciates the Lord (Lord)
Ya know
Sometimes I just sit back and think about
Jesus Lord (Jesus Lord)
I'm really sorry for all the gorillas that are locked up in the zoo
(Jesus)
Being tortured acting like a fool (Lord)
I mess with monkeys I mess with gorillas I mess with apes and chimpanzees
I don't mess with fleas (Jesus)
Cause they always be biting the skin of monkeys (Lord)
And just drinking all their blood and stuff
And that stuff is disgusting and I mess with monkeys
So I think they deserve to keep their blood in their body
You know what I'm sayin'? (Jesus)
Lord (Lord)
Don't show me your boobies, I'm Christian
(Jesus)
She asked me if we're frickin' (Lord)
I said "No!" cause I'm Christian
I'm a good man
And I'm sure your father's a good dad
But my father
Is Jesus Lord (Jesus Lord)
(I can't sing, my bad)
But like I said, I frick with monkeys tho, so
FREE ALL MY MONKEYS!
IMPRISONED IN THE ZOO!
(Jesus Lord)
GRRRRRRR!
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS MAN!
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