[Intro: blaghmusic]
Uh, yeah
Uh
Yeah
Mhm
I like this sound
HUH!

[Verse 1: blaghmusic, Monkeee]
I badda the badda the badda the boom, git finna trippin' you loons
Sussus Among Us, I'm lookin' at you
Murder the flow, make 'em go "Ooh", hop in that Maserati make it zoom
Blow up the room, set fire like boom
Faded like Raid, I ain't tryna throw shade but yo ads made by some bald-headed goons
Huh, Fruit of the Loom, your underwear look like some goofy ahh shoes
And I'm runnin' this flow like I'm DOOM
Bobby told me it'd be fine, he's a liar
Mumblin' over this beat cuz I'm shyer
I could brush my teeth over this, it'd be fire
(Tooth brushing sounds)
You could be like mе and only get flyer
You could be likе Monkeee and never get tired
You could be like Jaden and only make Syre
You could be scary and turn into Michael Myers
The only reason I make music is to entertain
Some people only make music to get detained
Now, I'm not saying these people are lame
But they might not be doing super well in they brain
None of my stuff the same
Always switching my lane
Ain't nothin' I do plain
All I do is make it rain
Finna pass these people cuz I'm sane, uh
Sinners on the real, it's a shame, huh
[Chorus: Monkeee, blaghmusic]
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe (Hmm?)
Ayo
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe (Yeah?)
Ayo
Run up on my fate, it ain't late I'm feeling great
Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite, every day it's just the same
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe
Ayo

[Verse 2: blaghmusic, Kanye West, Monkeee]
I'm bigger than an ant, look how far I've come
…it's not that far, huh?
In fact, I'm so big that I got Kanye on here!
Eeyah, eeyah
He's on here!
I'm eatin' so much cake, I don't know why, why
Flowin' on - ve-
I'll take over for you!
Eatin' so much cake, I don't know why (Uh-huh)
Flowin' on this beat like apple pie! (Yeah!)
Oh crap, I ate too much cake! (Wha- I didn't write that)
BLAAAAA Drake...
Honestly, nevermind, I'll do my own verse
Was that a reference? You heard it here first!
Bro why are you actually... such a Drake stan?
I'm just a Drake fan!
Nah, it's kinda blatant!
Wha-what do you mean, what part of it gave it away?
Well, first of all, your bars make me want to throw my face in an ashtray!
[Chorus: Monkeee, blaghmusic]
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe (Hmm?)
Ayo
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe (Yeah?)
Ayo
Run up on my fate, it ain't late I'm feeling great
Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite, every day it's just the same
Ru-ru-run dat back, Joe
Ayo

[Outro: blaghmusic]
Hol' up, wouldn't it be funny if I-just the end of this, made machine gun noises? Like, randomly?
(Machine gun noises)
(Laughing)