[Verse 1: Kenny West]
It's Kenny sippin' Henny, rhymes slicker than Teflon
At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron
And when I meet a shorty, you know, we're goin' bedwards
Pullin' more tail than my man, John Edwards
Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin' chump be
Actin' outta place like Hootie singin' country!
Leave my girl alone and get your own tenderoni
C'mon, who are we kidding?
You're used to being lonely

[Interlude: Cleveland Brown Jr.]
I need to say something here
Eh, hello, can you hear me?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Someone should've told you not to fuck with me

[Verse 2: Cleveland Brown Jr.]
You think you can rhyme, man?
Your flow was amateur
I'm a nerd, I can smoke you with iambic pentameter
Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it
I'll burn you like Mrs. Friedman's god-awful brisket
Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?

[Verse 3: Kenny West]
Fall back, big boy, 'cause ya steppin' to the best
Kenny West, test, test, test
Yo, is this thing on?
Qach. yo’ baq HIch qaq!
Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon
[Verse 4: Cleveland Brown Jr.]
NuqDaq pa’ ra’ qa', yeah, I speak Klingon, too
So kiss my chocolate ghunta', and also, HaH you!
Your flow is faded and dated, deflated and constipated
If I had to rate it? Hate it
Translated? You ate it
Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated
Chewed up, swallowed, and defecated
Ha! To restate it, on the DVD, this won't be pixelated

[Bridge: Kenny West & Cleveland Brown Jr.]
Alright, alright, I know you think you so hot
Question is, can you sing like a robot?
Yes, I can sing like a robot

[Verse 5: Kenny West, Cleveland Brown Jr. & Both]
Now, y'all just witness history in the makin'
Greatest combination since eggs and bacon
Kenny West and Cleveland Jr. Brown!
Let's get up
And burn this mutha down!