[Verse 1]
She says there's ants in the carpet
The dirty little monsters
Eatin' all the morsels
Just pickin' up the rubbish
Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning TV
You're looking so healthy

[Chorus]
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special

[Verse 2]
Sex on the TV
Evеrybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closеr to forty
He gives her a cuddle
They're glowin' in a huddle
Goodnight TV
You're all made up
And you're lookin' like me
[Chorus]
(We all say) Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special

[Bridge]
Can you eat her?
Yes, you can

[Chorus]
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special
We all say, don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same
Kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight
End of a century, oh, it's nothing special
Oh-oh-oh, end of a century, oh, it's nothing special