[Verse 1]
The weekend is back, but so is he
Head to the floodlights, see the fraternity, they're waiting
I hear them up in the north, down in the south
And all that is spewing, spewing out of his mouth is

[Chorus]
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me

[Verse 2]
At his and her dating, bored minds agree
Requirements to be stated and replies awaited
She wants a loose fit, he wants Instant Whip
Guesstimates her arrival, will she want it really badly?

[Chorus]
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
[Bridge]
A car, a house, both in a street
The boredom of a sober week
The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray
To make the blues just go away

[Chorus]
Entertain me (A car, a house, both in a street)
Entertain me (The boredom of a sober week)
Entertain me (The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray)
Entertain me (To make the blues just go away)
Entertain me (A car, a house, both in a street)
Entertain me (The boredom of a sober week)
Entertain me (The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray)
Entertain me (To make the blues just go away)
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain