[Verse 1]
Jubilee slouches in the settee
He's losing all will to move
He gone divvy, too much telly
He watching twenty-four hours of rubbish
He got butane, he got plastic bags
His eyes are going square, oh, yeah
He no raver, just anti-social
He not going to cut his hair

[Chorus]
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone else

[Verse 2]
Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker
Thinks his son's a slob
Should get out more, stop scabbing
He really should go and get a job

[Chorus]
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Where to go, but he just don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Talk to girls, but he's just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone else
[Interlude]
So he plays on his computer game

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not mean enough
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Where to go, 'cause don't get out enough
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Talk to girls, but he's just too spotty
He dresses incorrectly, no-one told him
Seventeen, he not keen on being like anyone

[Outro]
He's not being like anyone
Jubilee's not like anyone else