(Intro)
Yo, what up, it's the kid Merkules, Car Barz volume two
Eminem Role Model instrumental, let's have some fun
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(Bars)
Yo, what's the difference between me and all these rappers, well me I'm bein' me while he is just an actor
And he get ripped to pieces if he even tryna act tough, I'll do a B&E and leave him leaking in the bathtub
I mixed up with the old-school rhythm, I'm Mum Bach, one shot and it's like Goku hit 'em, I hope you kiddin'
As a kid I was doin' lots of ridilin, mommy's sayin' "Johny, you should prolly not go see with him"
I was the kid that others kids would like to talk about, the problem child
Makin' home-made weapons in my mommas house, stealin' all the vodka when my father said I'm not allowed, I'm 23, I fuckin' lost it now
Look, I'm walkin' through the mall and little kids think I'm a monster, sorry little Timmy mommy's comin' to my concert
If you disagree then you get putted for adoption, if mommy makes me mad I fuckin' push her in the mosh pit
Nah, I'm kiddin' I'm a civil guy, all I give a fuck about is weed, sleep and getting high
At the drive-thru when yellin' hella curse words, 'cause this dude just the fucking nerve to forget all my mustard.. and what's worse?
There ain't no trade for my drinks and it's makin' me think, I'll punch him in his face if he blink
Instead of pointin' all these little things are fuckin' with my head, I sleep with a machete when uncomfortable in bed
The dead body disposal in the dumpster by my shed, they lookin' at me funny, is it something that I said?
Disrespectful on these records, yelling "Fuck you" til I'm dead
I'll cut up in your mallet til there's nothin' even left
Yo, it's Merk