[Intro]
Let's go, baby
They still trynna act like it's not our year
Right? (Yeah)
DTG, let's go

[Verse] DTG
Ayo, lookin' from the outside
I would hate to be me
An ugly skinny motherfucker that has ADHD
How do I'll make 'em agree that I'm the greatest MC
Put a pistol inside their mouth and tell 'em "Play a CD"
Girls don't really like me, I'm too much of an asshole
That's okay with me (Why?)
Cause it's too much of a hassle, oh
My shits hotter than fuckin' chuggin' a jug of tabasco
Then dumpin' gasoline on yourself and touchin' a candle
I love when my girlfriend lets me hit from behind
I close my eyes, and picture a different chic everytime
(Who the fuck is Mia Khalifa?)
Um, bitch, nevermind
Then I nutted on her back, and watch it drip down her spine
I was put on this earth to annoy people and raise hell
I listen to Lil Pump so I can get rid of brain cells
I wanna be a rapper when I'll grow up because it pays well
Now I'm 27, eatin' stale crackers and egg shells
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play

[Verse 2] Merkules
I just carved this verse in my wrist with a rusty razor
You wouldn't want to get Merk pissed when he's chuggin' yager
I need a council or a therapist now for the sudden anger
The cops told me "Put your clothes back on" with a bunch of haters
I'm a nudist, drinkin' booze on a cruise ship hoola hoopin'
Sniffin' glue and chewin' shrums till my pupils as huge as tulips
With a doofus smokin' shatter the same color as mucus
My fans are perverts, I got the same viewership as YouJizz
But when I'm drinkin' wiskey that shit turn me to a prick
But I'm so fly so when I'm rhyme I feel a turbulence and shit
Uuh, a psychopathic that's rockin' designer fashion
Ignite the track with a pine of gas and fuckin' light the matches
Don't make me to put my hands on these rappers like chiropractic
'Cause they ain't like that in real-life like gettin' catfished
I'll put you in the hospital for thinkin' you sick
I spit that shit right off the the dome like Lil Windex's wig
It's big Merk
[Chorus]
Ai, now come along and just
Put your hands up in the air if you as fucked as us
(If you're as fucked as us)
Now close them into a fists
But keep that one finger up
Then point it into direction of anybody who has ever treated you with rejection
And tell 'em all "Fuck you"
Just like Jay-Z song
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Bridge] Merkules
That's right
You don't wanna front on us
We'll catch you at the bus stop and have to fuck you up
So stay the fuck out of our way
And you might be okay
Big Merk and DTG don't play