[PICKLES]
Magnus has been kicked out of the band
I think the four of us understand
That we gotta make a record
Gotta make it great
It's our very first one. It must annihilate
Since we fired the man we are short one artist
We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist
But he's gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe
He's gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok

[SKWISGAAR]
I disagrees for you sees we don't needs nobody else
Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands
Yes indeeds. Ain'ts nobodys goods as me
Can match my speed. And conquers me

[PICKLES]
Look at all these hopeful auditioners
Oh they came from so far away
But if you show them you are the best then
YES you may have your way
If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe
Then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece
And you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK
[SKWISGAAR]
Alright

[Skwisgaar begins playing. The auditioning guitarist don't even get a chance to play. They shoot through the roof, blow up, get sucked out of the window. Their guitars explode.]

[SKWISGAAR]
Shred its now. You're goings down
Takes ones more. This ams a war!
Shred its now. You're goings down
Goings down. Yeah!

I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and
I've proven to dis world that we don't need nobody
We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed

[DETHKLOK]
You have been bested by the master
Bow before your glowing guitar god

[NATHAN]
Someone keeps on knocking
Someone's at the door
Let them in right now
Appears to be one more

[TOKI]
Hellos. I'm sorrys
I got lost alongs the way
My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway
I'm so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today
But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow
Because I have this feeling
Something tells me
This was meant to be
Do you feel this electricity?
Gives me this chance
[SKWISGAAR]
Alrights. You seem so nice
It's a shames you must go downs this way