Well, he says he's got a big boat, a high roller
And everybody knows its name
Oh, it's a big boat and it pumps up the poor boy's pride
Says he's got a big boat, it's just a fairy boat
And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he's got a big boat, a wide load
Enough to bring the party down
Oh, yeah, big boat, you ain't no Carnival Cruise
Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat
Enough to fit an extra one or two

Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat
And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed
But everybody knows the truth
Oh, hey, big boat, get your oars back in the water, kid
Says he's got a fast boat, but it's just a fairy boat
It ain't no faster than a goldfish

Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat
And that makes for a short, short ride