One day I’m gonna buy you a diamond ring and spit right on it
Then I’m gonna wipe it with the bottom of my skirt and give it to you
I won’t have everything, but you have all of me and
I’ll have nothing of you
Oh but that’s fair, that’s fair
That’s perfectly fair

I’m a-gonna gather wood for a fire and take it to your house
You will be as warm as toast and I’ll be freezing
You might say I’ve gone a bit too far and I say not far enough
And then you’d shut me in the coal bunker
Hey, that’s fair, that’s fair
That’s perfectly fair
That’s fair, that’s fair
That’s fair enough

The way we two talk – it’s an absolute disgrace
You don’t like the way I walk – and I’ve never really liked your face

That’s fair enough
That’s fair, that’s fair

How about a nice slice of bread, here have all of mine
Why not, you’ve got everything else
Well, I’ve got feelings too you know, but then again you’re right I’ve none
For I am but a little girlie
There’s two little words slipped pass between us
I love and I hate
There’s two words that mean absolutely nothing
I love and I hate
That’s fair, that’s fair
That’s fair enough
That’s fair, that’s fair

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ah, two little words
Where we two talk
That’s fair enough
That’s fair enough

Where we two talk
Where we two talk
Where we two talk

Where we two talk
Where we two talk