This little song is written
For you on this bad day
Just think of better things
A nice tea, a big J
Get in the bathtub
Scrub-a-dub-dub
Then eat some grub
Slacking off
And feeling fat
Won't get you here

You should not need
For me to sing a sad song
You should just be
Happy, horny and strong

This may sound corny
You see let's be your friend
I'm ready to breakdance
So shit it's not the end
Check out your pal
Your pretty, pretty pal
And look out
'cause it gets worse
Your face will stay like that forever
If the wind changes your curse
You should not need
For me to sing a sad song
You should just be
Happy, horny and strong