In the valleys, in the seas, I can hear it in the breeze
(Like a sailor)
When I'm travelling in the seas, I can hear it in the breeze
(Like a sailor)

All aboard to the Kookoo docks
Where all the wonky cuckoos flock
Where cuckoo birds hide from the fox
In coloured wooden cuckoo clocks

Yes all aboard to the Kookoo docks
Where fizzle pops wear purple smocks
And nozzlettes wear striped socks
And the sky is filled with polka dots

We'll sail down to the pixie crick
Where all the boondock pixies sit
What really makes the pixies sick
Is when you feed them pixie sticks

We'll go where wimbles make their wine
With rotting grapes and turpentine
All the slimey serpents climb
And intertwine with violet vines

We'll travel to the spiral sands
Where wotsits live in caravans
And old giraffe with staff in hand
Makes spiral symbols in the sand
Dance with us at fire bay
Where all the rubber tyres stay
And broken tricycles all lay
Beneath the sky that's greenest grey

Then we'll drift to lilly cove
Where Willy Toad, I'm told, once dove
But being such a silly lad
He landed on a lilly pad

Come aboard and sink with us
Here's some tea to drink with us
Close one eye and wink with us
Close 'em both and blink with us
Keep 'em closed now, think with us
Hold your breath and shrink with us

Now walk into the keyhole latch
Into the giant flower patch
Quick hop aboard, anchors away
Come on we haven't got all day
There's songs to sing and things to say
There's corn to pop and horns to play

And if you really want it so
Well go to where what's fast is slow
Where everything that's hot is cold
And up is down or so I'm told
Oh no what's that awful sound
I think the ship is going down
We're too far at sea to be found
All of us are going to drown

We've seen the last of Kookoo Docks
Our hats will wash up on the rocks
Our faces will all be forgot
We've got to give it all we've got

Fill the buckets, close the hatch
Man the lifeboat, spin the wheel
Grab the ropes, turn the mast
Hooray the storm is gone at last

Onward bound to Kookoo Docks
Where all the wonky cuckoos flock
Where cuckoo birds hide from the fox
In coloured wooden cuckoo clocks

In the valleys, in the seas, I can hear it in the breeze
(Like a sailor)
When I'm travelling in the seas, I can hear it in the breeze
(Like a sailor)
In the valleys, in the seas, I can hear it in the breeze
(Like a sailor)