[Intro]
Show me what you got

[Verse 1]
Hello kiddies
Do you want to party with me?
Excellent! Let's play
Follow my party instructions
Step number one: let's get high
Do you have a funny cigarette? Good!
Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette
With the person next to you
Puff, puff, pass
Puff, puff, pass
Oh, yes!
You're on your way to becoming a real party animal
Have you heard of bong hits?
In order to do a bong hit, you must have a bong

[Chorus]
Ants in my pants
Party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades
You can see me from afar
Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot
Show me what you got
[Verse 2]
Step number two
You must swallow large quantities of alcohol
Where's the goddamn Jägermeister, bitches?
It must be chilled to perfection
Difficult in a parking lot, I know
But it must be done the way
The preferred method is
To tilt your head back with mouth open wide
While a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat
This is known as a jigger, not Jay-Z
Can you taste the deer?

[Chorus]
Ants in my pants
Party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades
You can see me from afar
Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot
Show me what you got

[Verse 3]
Step number jay-3
Beer!
Beer can be consumed several of ways
Can, bottle, frosty mug
Can, bottle, frosty mug
If the room starts to spin, you are doing this correctly. Congratulations!
Now that you're drunk and stoned
The girl next to you is looking better and better
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