Meridian Dan
Illuminati Ting Mason Yeah
[Intro: Meridian Dan]
Big up Bossman
The bing, they want to send man there
You can never send man there...
Illuminati ting....
[Verse 1: Meridian Dan]
I see a lot of man try move with bottle
It's a bottle of cheap red wine
Man better watch what they do with the bottle
Have a word, I'm deep in grime
You bust whose head with a champagne bottle?
Can't be a friend of mine
I know serious man that ride
You talk like a badboy, tough online
I know about he that can't cook burgers
I don't ever talk about murders
I don't want to hear about country
What do you know about Oxford Circus?
Strong heart kid, manna got murmur
Wipe man out with a wave like surfers
Do stuff on purpose
Original Dan, ain't nothing like Werthers
[Hook X2: Meridian Dan]
I don't wear Hugo Boss
Roll with Paper, you know Boss
See man Major, chat about H
Haven't got a clue, no boss
I roll with the President, them man there
The bing, they want to send man there
You can never send man there
Illuminati Ting Mason Yeah
[Verse 2: President T]
Illuminati Ting Mason Yeah
But I don't mean that I listen to tales
What's it going to be?
Drugs, shells or a couple days in Wales?
Nah rudeboy,
Spent couple days west of the coast
When I came back to the bits, spent couple days
They were like "You're the best of the most"
I said when I stepped into the room, everyone had a raging pulse
Want to know why? They were like "Who let President T on the mic?"
I don't really know, never knew he was a type
Now man want to talk all hype but he's on Skype
Must be blazing a pipe
[Hook X2: Meridian Dan]
I don't wear Hugo Boss
Roll with Paper, you know Boss
See man Major, chat about H
Haven't got a clue, no boss
I roll with the President, them man there
The bing, they want to send man there
You can never send man there
Illuminati Ting Mason Yeah
[Verse 3: Meridian Dan]
My man couldn't keep the cat in a bag
They wanna try put man on tag
Didn't find food, fucked with the programme
Took two watches, cashed on my tag
Man moves sideways sometimes
I'm a cancer, don't move like a crab
Best mean ad lib when you say stab
Burst mans head on a concrete slab
Soft like soft-shell crab
Got no heart, no chest, no abs
I got the trophies, stripes and badge
I don't want to hear no jabs
Circled the ends with Pete and Brad
Move like an MP, P's in Jags
See man top of the hill with ads
London name and I look like dad
[Hook X2: Meridian Dan]
I don't wear Hugo Boss
Roll with Paper, you know Boss
See man Major, chat about H
Haven't got a clue, no boss
I roll with the President, them man there
The bing, they want to send man there
You can never send man there
Illuminati Ting Mason Yeah