Not a violent person, even heavens do get scared
Lightning strikes around my heart, somethings coming near
Never loved a soldier-man in a mail-man uniform
Catch a burglar in my arms, has tipped off my alarm

Man around the house
Man around the house

Listen to the music, to distract me from my fears
Then I feel a sudden rush, and the lights disappear
Never loved a fisher-man in a police uniform
Catch a burglar in my arms, has tipped off my alarm

Man around the house
Man around the house

Like a recurring dream, thats goin' round my head
Guess I need security, when I'm sleepin' in my bed
Never loved a fisher-man in a mail-man uniform
Catch a burglar in my arms, has tipped off my alarm

Man around the house, be a perfect solution
Man around the house, he ain't my husband

Call the police
You're bigger than I am, shit
The telephone, call the God-damn police
What'd ya' mean you're scared?
I'm scared too, I'm not goin' down there!
Uh-uh, I'm stayin' right here,I'm gonna lock my door
Don't turn on the lights, God, don't turn on the lights!
He might see us, you can't go out there with no clothes on
Are you crazy, put some clothes on, don't be a fool, coward!
I'm not scared, he's not gonna' catch me in here without any clothes on
I'm gonna put on my clothes, do you have a flash light?
Where's the flash light? Turn the lights on, I need a flash light
He's tryin' the back door, sshhh!