Yeah, T for Texas, T for Tennessee
I said T for Texas, T for Tennessee
T for that no good woman, no good gal
That made a wreck out of me, Lord

I'd rather drink myself muddy water
Sleep all night in a hollow log
I'd rather drink a muddy water
Sleep all night in a hollow log
Than to hang around now and be put down
And treated like a dirty dog

If you don't want me woman
Just say so that's all
If you don't want me woman
All you gotta do is come around and say so that's all
Cause I can get myself more women
Than a passanger train can haul

T for Texas, T for Tennessee
I said T for Texas, T for Tennessee
T for Thelma, no good gal
That made a wreck of me

(Come hear me yodel)...