[Verse 1]
I saw two little monkeys playing up in a tree
I saw two little monkeys playing up and down in a tree
One said to the other come on lets make whoopee

[Verse 2]
Listen here pretty mama I know when you're hanging round
I know pretty mama when you are hanging round
I don't see no fire but I'm burning down

[Yodeling]

[Verse 3]
There's something about you women always makes me sore
There's something about you women that always makes me sore
'Cause I can't look for you, you're always wanting more

[Verse 4]
Let me be side track 'til your mainline comes, I will
Let me be side track 'til your mainline comes
'Cause I can do more switching than your mainline's ever done

[Yodeling]

[Verse 5]
When you see a spider climbing up a wall
When you see a spider climbing up a lonesome wall
You can tell the world he's gonna get his ashes hauled
[Yodeling]