[Chorus]
Let's have a ball and a biscuit, sugar
And take our sweet little time about it
Let's have a ball
And take our sweet little time about it
Tell everybody in the place to just get out
A soapbox where I can shout it

[Verse 1]
And yeah, I just love my phonograph
But you have broke my winding chain
And yeah, I just love my phonograph
Ah, but you have broken my winding chain

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna call up China
And see if my red-headed girl is over there
I'm gonna call up China
And see if my red-headed good girl is over there
Don't worry, I like you other girls too
Anybody can come with me, anybody
Oh, ain't that thе truth