[Verse 1]
Lately I've been feeling kind of lonely
Turn on that history channel
VHS about the mummies
It keeps me company, company
Company, company

[Verse 2]
I Believe I Can Fly
That was my song at karaoke last night
I feel like Jordan in my Jordans
Except I stand in place and ignore him
I'll stand right here for another year

[Chorus]
I wouldn't dance if you asked me to
It's just too much too soon
Instead I'm dancing in my favorite socks
They say the days of the week
But I've got the wrong day on
I'm dancing in my favorite socks
They say the days of the week
But I've got the wrong day on

[Bridge]
You said there's hardly any good food
But I'll still get real full, get real full
Get real full, get real full
And I get too heavy to forget
[Outro]
I get too heavy to forget
Too heavy to forget
Too heavy to forget
Too heavy to forget