[Intro]
If you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car

[Verse 1]
I flew all the way to your town, yeah
Just to tell me you don't feel the same
So why you're keeping me around? Yeah
Did you have to tell me on my birthday?
Heartbreak, what it feels like, don't it?
Warm smile, but your heart's so frozen
Did you have to tell me on my birthday?

[Chorus]
Well, if you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car
If you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car

[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Now you're taking me to parties
Showing me off to everybody
I don't wanna be your novelty
I don't wanna be your anything
I keep it hot, hundred degrees
Set you on fire, oh baby, please
(Name someone fucking crazier than me)
(Name someone fucking crazier than me)

[Bridge: Brandan Crooke]
So I was walking to my car and I was like, "Hm, wait what?"
Did Ieuan key my car, did Ieuan key my motherfucking car?

[Chorus]
Well, if you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car
If you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car

[Post-Chorus]
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[Outro]
If you fall in love with someone else
Baby, I'll key your car