[Intro]
Right yo, Dylan Brewer yeah
Big up Josh
Shout out Pickering
Fuck Afghan
Freestyle business

[Verse 1: Dylan Brewer]
Yo Afghan Dan ain't no mad man
Me and Little T gonna rush his nan
Yo Saul, tell this guy
Who's this gimp with a wonky eye
I don't know but his lips are dry
He's so black, he's so white
That's so fucked but it ain't no lie
I rep Brunswick 'till I die
That's how it is, that's how it is
Why have you got kids in your vids?
Dirty paedo that's what it is
Bullied in pen, that's what it is
What, what what
Danny Martin will get licked straight on the spot
Thinks he's sick but we know he's not
Bullied in pen, that's what's what
Dirty prick with the afro top
Stop going on like he got bare gwop
If you did then man'd get robbed
Why are you trying to spit like Sox
And you belong in Fleetwood Docks
And your dad's got a corner shop
And your mum is blazing gwop
She is white but you are not
She is white, but you are black
That don't make sense, hashtag mismatch
[Verse 2: Little T]
Yeah Afghan Dan, fuck you yeah
Look, yo

If you believe in Jesus I'll crucify
Get a pencil, I'll stick it in your eye
When I see you it's gonna be like a drive-by
Look, wanna clash me?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Might have to torture this n***a
This guy thinks he's big 'cause he's got a bit of squilla
When it come to grime yeah I'll be the winner
Iller, you know different levels, look, you ain't got the flows
When I see you I'm like: "What are those?"
Snake, that's what you are
Put a brick, yeah straight through your mum's car
Don't wanna get strummer
Me and your mum, under the covers
Fuck all of your brothers, they can't compare
Me and your mum get lyrically teared
Lyrically hard, that you know the bitch is gonna get parred
PPE, PPN, you got bullied when you was in pen
Look

[Verse 3: Dylan Brewer]
Right yo, listen yeah
Yo, orphan kid, that's what he is
Your dad date-raped you as a kid
Pay your debts you fucking dib
I'm gonna see you, you're gonna slip
And fuck Rico I do not skip
Don't give a fuck, I'm not no tit
Any more cheek and I'll shag your sis
I'm going deep, so deep like this
Deep, so deep, your mum is a straight up freak
You was on your knees
You was like "Hannah don't do it please"
But no, how could you do that?
Violated in Kirky's flat
Hit with a toaster, bat bat bat
And we know you're a rat rat rat
Coming at me like dat dat dat
But no, how can he do that
Spitting them bars like he's got a gat
Your kid is white, no you're not the dad
Bam, bam bam
I'll come for Afghan Dan
Me and Steve-o
Me and Steve-o gonna go through your nan
Bam, bam bam
Who is Afghan Dan?
You seen Steve-o then you ran
You seen Pickering then you ran
And your mum calls me the magic man
Abracadabra, abracadam
I'm in your mum, she gets rammed
Dirty bitch, dangling ham
Me, Cal take on Saul and Dan
Bang, you're not Devilman
Bro, I never knew you sang
Bro, your mum's in the 'dam
Jacked [?] to the paedo gang
What you doing with a paedo fam
Bang
[Outro: Dylan Brewer]
Right, fuck Afghan yeah
Just seen you at the prom then
Getting arrested, stripped naked
Fucking nonce