May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To have fun (to have fun)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my cock (come take my cock)
We'll walk through big ben together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

Her cocks are smelly, arses rough, feet are sweaty
There's food on her thong already, step sister's curry
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to have fun
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down

And I am, an idiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, an idiot
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better touch myself
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have fun
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better touch myself
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have fun
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So lets go back
Follow the a trail of special sauce as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through big ben
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the big ben now

And when I'm gone, just have fun, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my smelly cocks
Just know that I'm looking down on you loving
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just touch myself

And when she's gone, just have fun, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her rough arses
Just know that she's looking down on you falling
And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just touch myself in your thong