Sofa...
Hyundai...
Administration...
YEAH!

You said we're manufactured
You guys have got it wrong
We did this stupid challenge
And we wrote this song in half an hour

Sofa, Hyundai, administration

Oh, in half an hour

Sofa, Hyundai, administration

Our reputation to lose
That's why we wrote the Top Gear Blues

Jeremy's antique
The hamster just squeaks
James is such a geek
And I really want to know who The Stig is

Tom & Dougie:
Sofa, Hyundai, administration
Danny:
Who is the Stig?

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, Hyundai, administration

Danny:
Our reputation to lose

When I sing the Top Gear Blues

Tom:
SOLO! 1,2,3..!

1, 2, 3, 4...
Jeremy's antique
The hamster just squeaks
James is such a geek
And I really want to know who The Stig is

Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, Hyundai, administration

Tom:
Yeah, who's The Stig?
Danny & Dougie:
Sofa, Hyundai, administration

Tom:
Our reputation to lose
That's why we wrote the Top Gear...

Dougie:
My penis grows huge
When I sing the Top Gear...

Danny:
I'm a little confused
This is why we sing the Top Gear Blues...
ALRIGHT!