Aaah watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old Leodiensian

Aah aah la la la la
Aah aah la la la la
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

Aah went to get into my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
He said that he saw it before me
He wants to get things a bit gory
Girls walk round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible
Aah aah la la la la
Aah aah la la la la
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Aah watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

Aah aah la la la la
Aah aah la la la la
Oooh ooooh oooh

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot