Eyes in the dark
Looking for the light
Smelling kind of funny
Giving me a fright
Vinegar is great
When it's on a sausage
But in a jar of eyes, yeah
Eyes, yeah
In a jar of, sausage

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with it

Eyes in the jar
Make me feel sick
Looking through the glass
Bring a bucket quick
I wish I didn't eat
The chips and battered sausage
It tasted really good, but
Agh

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausagе
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausagе
No way
What about orange?
No way
Does it rhyme with porridge?
No way
Could it rhyme with storage?
No way

Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with sausage
Nothing rhymes with it