[Intro]
Oi you! Shut your mouth and look at my wad
Loadsamoney
This is a journey into money...
Loads of money
My name, my name, my name
Is Loadsamoney

[Verse 1]
L, O, D, S, Of E, M, O, N, E
What's that spell?
Loadsamoney! (Probably)
Made a right load of petish in knolla this weekend
Right lads, wads out for the ladies!
Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa
Money, money, money
Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa
Money, money, money
Right, whop it out, wella loadsamoney
Whop it out
Whaaa, loadsamoney, whop it out, loadsamoney
Good evening and welcome to "Loads of Money"

[Verse 2]
D-D-Doin up the house is my bread and butter
Me bird's page three and me car's a nutter
Loadsamoney is a shout I utter
As I wave my wad to the geezers in the gutter
(Hahahaha)
Derek B? On your bike
This is- This is an-
This is- This is an in-
This is- This is an- thi-
This is an insult to our intelligence-
Shut your mouth
[Verse 3]
Nurse, I'm gonna attend to the Loadsamoney
(He's got too much money)
The ransom demand is 1 million dollars
That's nothing! I'm on that in a day, probably I got more money than
Stock, Aitken, & Dennis Waterman put together

[Verse 4]
Do up the house
Money makes the world go around
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich
Money makes the world go around
All this scratchin' is makin' me rich
Money makes the world go around
Are you ready? Yeah
Are you ready? Yeah
Are you ready? Yeah
Right, let's do up the house
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Whop your wad, whop your wad
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad, whop your wad
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad on the counter
[Verse 5]
These boys certainly how to do up the house
And they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket in too!
Shut your mouth
So the final score
Manchester United: Nil
Loadsamoney United: Loads
(Now that's a final score there)
Pump up the football, pump up the football
Hey, check this out
Sorry mate, don't take cheques
Ahh, just loads of money

[Outro]
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)