[Verse 1]
Bitsy, she demands to pull the strings
So we need a candidate who brings
Willingness to do her every wish
And a spine that's like a jellyfish

[Verse 2]
(Oh, my, what a long line)
This'll be easy
(Gotta find a certain someone
Who's just subtly sleazy)
Not above gettin' greasy
But still impeccably bred
We need a person to worsen
(The dullest tool in the shed)

[Chorus]
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
We need somebody to play ball
Eeny, meeny, miny, no
Want someone at her beck and call
No need to talk, not another word
Kickin' you to the curb

[Outro]
Just doesn't seem you qualify
Havе a nice day, girl, bye!
No-go!