[Intro: Tom Scharpling]
Everybody ready?
One, two, three, four

[Chorus: Susan Egan & Tom Scharpling]
What can I do for you?
What can I do that no one else can do?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?

[Verse: Susan Egan]
Human man
You are so much fun
I hadn't planned
On finding you quite this entertaining
I like your band (Woo)
And I like your song
I like the way
Human beings play
I like playin' along
Oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh

[Chorus: Susan Egan & Tom Scharpling]
What can I do for you?
What can I do that no one else can do?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
[Instrumental Break]