Hey Nick
You’re a stick
You look like
A toilet
I think you’re pretty epic

Hey Nick
I admit
You could be
My pickle Rick
And we could play on pogo sticks

I’ll do my best
To give Nick Camps the friendship he deserves

He won’t be depressed
I’ll make sure our friendship’s preserved

Hey Nick
You’re very thick
And I could be
Your sidekick
Be my friend or perish