[Verse 1]
She was a really good friend
A really good friend to me, yeah
She was a really good friend
A really good friend to me, yeah

[Chorus 1]
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo

[Verse 2]
She had a very bad affair
With some cat from Hiroshima
She turned into a head of lettuce
She eats Thorazine in her farina

[Chorus 1]
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo

[Chorus 2]
And every time I eat vegetables
It makes me think of you
And every time I eat vegetables
I do not know what to do, to do ow-ooo
Oh yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
She had a very bad affair
With some cat from Hiroshima
She turned into a head of lettuce
She eats Thorazine in her farina

[Chorus 1]
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo

[Chorus 2]
And every time I eat vegetables
It makes me think of you
And every time I eat vegetables
I do not know what to do, to do ow-ooo
Oh yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
She had a very bad affair
With some cat from Hiroshima
She turned into a head of lettuce
She eats Thorazine in her farina

[Chorus 1]
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo