Ramones
We’re A Happy Family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulping down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We'll all make a fortune selling Daddy's dope

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulping down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy...