(One, two, three, four!)

They're doing their best. do what they can
To get them ready for the big event

Come on, hang on to East Berlin
The ghetto is about to gain

They're doing their best. do what they can
To get them ready for the big event

First rule is
Don't go to Germany
Second rule is
Be nice to Mommy
Third rule is
Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is
Eat kosher salamis

They're doing their best. do what they can
To gеt them ready for the big еvent

Come on, hang on to East Berlin
The ghetto is about to gain
They're doing their best. do what they can
To get them ready for the big event

First rule is
Don't go to Germany
Second rule is
Be nice to Mommy
Third rule is
Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is
Eat kosher salamis