That's too fast
Trust me
Man wanted
One real man wanted
One mister rough and tough, who'll kiss me till I cry
Man wanted
Talk dark and tan wanted
About this much across and just about yey high
Previous experience required
Plus a life time guarantee to satisfy, in writing
Man wanted
No Peter Pan wanted
These ain't no kiddie toys that boys need not apply
Man wanted
One handy man wanted
Some guy whose got the tools to keep my heat on high
Ooh ooh ooh
Man wanted, one Strutten Sam wanted
One randy rooster who will make my feathеrs fly
Extra strength and stamina desired
If you think you'vе got enough to qualify
I'm waiting
Man wanted, no Peter Pan wanted
These ain't no kiddie toys that boys need not apply
Man wanted
Man wanted
Keep your gents from lord to tailor
Slip me one good sweaty sailor
One real live man wanted
It's so hard to find good help these days
Oh yeah