VOICEOVER:
Senoras y senores aqui esta la estrella de la Tropicana Conchita Alvarez y sus muchachos!

CONCHITA:
Welcome to Havana
How is everyone?
Don't tell me. I think I know...
Your life is going crazy and you don't know what to do
Your business it went under
And you're coming down with the flu
Your son is going steady but his girlfriend's name is Frank
Your daughters made the evening news by holding up a bank

But you don't cry-ay-ay
Instead you fly-ay-ay
And when you get down here
All your worries disappear. Dear

Welcome to Havana where thе world is on vacation
Welcome to Havana, for the party of your lifе
At the Tropicana life is one big celebration
What a town, Havana. what a shame your brought your wife!

It's the greatest city in the world
Believe me, I know, I've been around!
Morocco has the Casbah but it also has the stench
And Nice is very nice but then it also has the French
It's much to cold in Sweden, and it's must to hot in Rome
And if you go to London well, you might as well stay at home
But here the air is clean, and here the palms are green
So come and be our guest
ALL:
And let Conchita do the rest

CONCHITA:
Welcome to Havana have a drink, no, have a double. welcome to Havana, where the moon is full and round
Back in Indiana life is gloom and doom and trouble
Being in Havana makes my heart begin to pound!
Ooh my heart goes boom - chicka boom

ALL:
Welcome to Havana, where the world is on vacation welcome to Havana, for the party of your life
At the Tropicana life is one big celebration
Welcome to Havana!
Welcome to Havana!