Man wanted
One real man wanted
One mister rough and tough who’ll kiss me ‘til I cry

Man wanted
Tall, dark and tan wanted
About this much across and just about yay high

Previous experience required
Plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy
[Sspoken]:
In writing!

Man wanted
No Peter Pan wanted
These ain’t no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!

Man wanted
One handy man wanted
Some guy who’s got the tools to keep my heat on high!

Man wanted
One struttin' Stan wanted
One Randy rooster who can make my feathers fly!
Extra strength and stamina desired!
If you think you’ve got enough to qualify...

[Spoken]:
I’m waiting!

Man wanted
No Peter Pan wanted
These ain’t no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!

Man wanted, man wanted

Keep your gents from Lord and Taylor
Slip me one good sweaty sailor
One....real....live.... man wanted!!!

[Spoken]:
It’s so hard to find good help these days
Yeah!