[HARMONISTS]
Ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[HARRY, spoken]
Follow me

[LESH]
Heavens! There you are, my dear
Dare I look your way
I know what you want to hear

[HARMONISTS]
Words I cannot say
How can I serve you, madam?

[CHOPIN]
I can't, my dear
To be so near
Would ravage my heart

[HARMONISTS]
Oh, how can I serve you, madam?

[ERICH]
The whole affair would tear me apart
[HARMONISTS]
Although I've been waiting for you

[LESH, HARMONISTS]
I see my fate is only but to wait
As waiters do
What chance is there you'd have (You'd have, you'd have, you'd have) me
The way I am (Way I am)

[HARMONISTS]
How can I serve you, madam?

[BOBBY, HARMONISTS]
How can I serve you mam'selle (Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
If what I do to pleasure you еxposes my love (Ah), no!
How can I servе you mam'selle (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
I think you'd see what I'm thinking of

[LESH]
Oh, I think she sees it

[ERICH]
There's so much I'm hiding, cherie

[YOUNG RABBI]
Big talker
[ERICH]
And if I dare to let it all be bared
Oh, what you'd see

[HARMONISTS]
Heavens, what you'd see
Instead I'll hide my pain
Though I fear it shows
This love I feel
Just grows and grows

[ERICH]
Given how undone I am

[HARMONISTS]
How undone I am
How can I serve you, madam?

Da-da, ah-ah-ah, ah-ha (Dee-dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee-dee)
Yo-da-lay-hee-hoo
Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba (Bum-bum)
Wa-da, wa-da
Ah-ha, ah-ha-ah ah-ha (Dee-dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee-dee)
Yo-da-lay-hee-hoo
Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba (Bum-bum)
Yo-da-lay-hee-hoo (Yo-da-lay-hee-hoo)
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha
[ERICH]
As hamlet said in verse
Fashioned by the bard

[LESH]
I'm hoisted by my own
Petard

[HARMONISTS]
Ouch
Darling, I suffer
It's just too hard
How can I serve you

[LESH]
Madam?