GRAND DAD vs. Nozomi Toujou — High Quality Rap Battle
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[Verse 1: GRAND DAD]
Now who is this in front of me?
A female Yugi that I see?
I'll stomp her down, make her bleed
She'll be shorter than Smol Nozomi
Like a PC I'll control you, reboot you, make you Go My Way
I make fans of Joel and SiIva laugh while you just make the snow halate
You're nothing but a forced meme
Fap material to Triple-Q
Especially as a kid no-one wanted to be friends with you
I'm grabbing this victory while you're just grabbing idol tits
Don't treat this like your Love Lives because you won't be winning this
[Verse 2: Nozomi Tojo]
I heard your unforgiving words and quite frankly, I'm una-µ's-ed
The cards say it's best you've Fort-ran away, before I leave you abused
It's a deadly sin to face me
Seven's your unlucky number
I'll be the Voice Inside your Head to leave you crying to your GRAND MOTHER
I'm shining bright, Lily White
You're looking blue just like your hair
Just like finding your cartridge, you winning this battle's rare
I'll break your caveman club and then while you're moping in degradation
You'll be feeling lonely, while on the mic I truly Flow Halation
[Verse 3: GRAND DAD]
Push my buttons once more and you won't end up being rich
I don't know what's more irritating, your singing voice or your lyrics
Your childhood shows that you're weak
Don't hide it by acting smart
Let a gay old friend bed-rock the mic and rip your cards apart
[Fred Flintstone]
You'll be seeing sparks when the Flint-stones start the fire
I'll lyrically leave you Bam-Bammed if beating us is your desire
You Nico-Nico-Need to stop before we hit you with our clubs
Yabba Dabba Do us all a favour and learn to keep your mouth shut
[Verse 4: Smol Nozomi]
This is my true emotion
My pure-hearted devotion
Tell this Super Mario ripoff that soon enough he'll be broken
Fred's the most disloyal of every Water Buffalo member
So face my Washi Washi wrath to let you know whose raps were better
Don't mess with me, Twinkletoes, your bowling skills aren't allowed
Your stupid memes will be forgotten like your origin on SoundButt
[Bridge: OG Mudbone]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [gasp]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Verse 5: Tito Dick]
Shut it, Mudbone, you belong with Sanjee's drugs
We're going down in history, you're going down on my nuts, boy!
Nozomi's got a thing for Eli but she's lonelier than Dwayne
And not even plastic surgery could fix GRAND DAD's game
[Phil Matibag]
Your stale-ass meme trio will never amount to shit
We'll get rid of you like pot so you can call us Bob Saget
I got nuts so strong we'll show you how it's done in the States
Take you over to Cherry Pie to make over you shit stains
[Jack Colerro]
We're spitting more shit than Horat
Won't take two buttholes to show that
We'll shoot you down like Mr. Rental and we'll leave you GRAND SAD
I pimped my shit, my bars are lit
We're on you like an extra nip
Just like my pwip you are all missing bits
It's High Quality R.I.P
[Verse 6: Robbie Rotten]
What are you doing?!
Let me show you how I'm lit
Robbie's here to spit a diss — Ha!
Flows so fluid even Stephanie couldn't handle it
I spread laziness, unhealthiness with these disses I drop
You'll be gone — good riddance — like your name was Sportaflop
Your rips all lack humour and your verses I dread
I'd rather listen to the sound of this ball breaking your heads
I'm a master of disguise, spreading the true meaning of fun
GRAND DAD can stay at number 7
Rotten is always Number One
Hahahahahaha!
[Bridge: Green de la Bean]
YOU FRICCIN' MORONS
YOU JUST GOT BEANED
[Verse 7: Wood Man]
Move aside Robbie, come and suck on my leaves
I'm the nicest villain rapper that you fuckers have seen
But now i'm coming to fight
I'd say it's best you halt, man
Purge you dickheads like weebs better than the Voice can
Deflect all your fire and spit back some of my own
And you'll be sleeping like SiIva once you heard my nice flows
This threat has been detected and its gunna kick your ass
Make you figments see reality and leave you like Chad
[Verse 1: GRAND DAD]
Now who is this in front of me?
A female Yugi that I see?
I'll stomp her down, make her bleed
She'll be shorter than Smol Nozomi
Like a PC I'll control you, reboot you, make you Go My Way
I make fans of Joel and SiIva laugh while you just make the snow halate
You're nothing but a forced meme
Fap material to Triple-Q
Especially as a kid no-one wanted to be friends with you
I'm grabbing this victory while you're just grabbing idol tits
Don't treat this like your Love Lives because you won't be winning this
[Verse 2: Nozomi Tojo]
I heard your unforgiving words and quite frankly, I'm una-µ's-ed
The cards say it's best you've Fort-ran away, before I leave you abused
It's a deadly sin to face me
Seven's your unlucky number
I'll be the Voice Inside your Head to leave you crying to your GRAND MOTHER
I'm shining bright, Lily White
You're looking blue just like your hair
Just like finding your cartridge, you winning this battle's rare
I'll break your caveman club and then while you're moping in degradation
You'll be feeling lonely, while on the mic I truly Flow Halation
[Verse 3: GRAND DAD]
Push my buttons once more and you won't end up being rich
I don't know what's more irritating, your singing voice or your lyrics
Your childhood shows that you're weak
Don't hide it by acting smart
Let a gay old friend bed-rock the mic and rip your cards apart
[Fred Flintstone]
You'll be seeing sparks when the Flint-stones start the fire
I'll lyrically leave you Bam-Bammed if beating us is your desire
You Nico-Nico-Need to stop before we hit you with our clubs
Yabba Dabba Do us all a favour and learn to keep your mouth shut
[Verse 4: Smol Nozomi]
This is my true emotion
My pure-hearted devotion
Tell this Super Mario ripoff that soon enough he'll be broken
Fred's the most disloyal of every Water Buffalo member
So face my Washi Washi wrath to let you know whose raps were better
Don't mess with me, Twinkletoes, your bowling skills aren't allowed
Your stupid memes will be forgotten like your origin on SoundButt
[Bridge: OG Mudbone]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [gasp]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Verse 5: Tito Dick]
Shut it, Mudbone, you belong with Sanjee's drugs
We're going down in history, you're going down on my nuts, boy!
Nozomi's got a thing for Eli but she's lonelier than Dwayne
And not even plastic surgery could fix GRAND DAD's game
[Phil Matibag]
Your stale-ass meme trio will never amount to shit
We'll get rid of you like pot so you can call us Bob Saget
I got nuts so strong we'll show you how it's done in the States
Take you over to Cherry Pie to make over you shit stains
[Jack Colerro]
We're spitting more shit than Horat
Won't take two buttholes to show that
We'll shoot you down like Mr. Rental and we'll leave you GRAND SAD
I pimped my shit, my bars are lit
We're on you like an extra nip
Just like my pwip you are all missing bits
It's High Quality R.I.P
[Verse 6: Robbie Rotten]
What are you doing?!
Let me show you how I'm lit
Robbie's here to spit a diss — Ha!
Flows so fluid even Stephanie couldn't handle it
I spread laziness, unhealthiness with these disses I drop
You'll be gone — good riddance — like your name was Sportaflop
Your rips all lack humour and your verses I dread
I'd rather listen to the sound of this ball breaking your heads
I'm a master of disguise, spreading the true meaning of fun
GRAND DAD can stay at number 7
Rotten is always Number One
Hahahahahaha!
[Bridge: Green de la Bean]
YOU FRICCIN' MORONS
YOU JUST GOT BEANED
[Verse 7: Wood Man]
Move aside Robbie, come and suck on my leaves
I'm the nicest villain rapper that you fuckers have seen
But now i'm coming to fight
I'd say it's best you halt, man
Purge you dickheads like weebs better than the Voice can
Deflect all your fire and spit back some of my own
And you'll be sleeping like SiIva once you heard my nice flows
This threat has been detected and its gunna kick your ass
Make you figments see reality and leave you like Chad