[PRINCE DASHING]
Hahahahahaha!

Look alive, girls, it's been a long time
Since we've had a good song fight
Make some noise, it's gonna be sublime!
Watch 'em scratch and bite

[PRINCESS ALLEGRA]
I can't wait to see the blood and spit!

[PRINCESS CHASTITY]
Come on, fight, before I throw a fit

[PRINCESS AMBROSIA]
Last one standing is the winner
You better hurry up and skin her!

[PRINCESS OPAL]
Who the hell are you?!
My music cannot be tamed
Don't you know you're screwed?
My song will make your bones break

If you wanna live
You'll get down on your knees now
Little girl, I wanna see you bow
[PRINCESS AMBROSIA, spoken]
Well, that settles that

[PRINCE DASHING, spoken]
Woah... no way!

[DAMON, spoken]
What's going on?!

[MALFALIA]
Did I stutter?
I'm Princess Funbutter
And you bеtter get ready to run!
I can tastе your fear
And just on my way here
I threw fifty pirates into the sun

My song tamed all the dragons of the east
My beat's so sick they made emissions decrease
I have 18% crime rate reduction
And record increases in green job production!

[PRINCESS OPAL]
Who the hell are you?!

[MALFALIA]
I'm only your worst nightmare!
[PRINCESS OPAL]
Crap, I think I'm screwed!

[MALFALIA]
I gave my slaves free healthcare!
And a 501c4! And fourteen unpaid sick days!
I'm Princess Funbutter and I'm here to stay!