Hush! Here comes a whizzbang
Now you soldier men get down those stairs
Down in your dugout and say your prayers
Hush! Here comes a whizzbang
And it's making straight for you
And you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
If a whizzbang hits you!

Hush! Here comes a whizzbang
(Here comes a whizzbang)
Hush! Here comes a whizzbang
(Here comes a whizzbang)
Now you soldier men get down those stairs
Down in your dugout and say your prayers
Hush! Here comes a whizzbang
(Here comes a whizzbang)
And it's making straight for you
And you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
If a whizzbang hits you!

And you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
If a whizzbang hits you!