[Bad Idea Bear #1:]
Take her home!

[Bad Idea Bear #2:]
She's wasted!

[Bad Idea Bears:]
Yaaay!

[Kate Monster:]
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot—that's the spot—okay, a little lower
Okay, now to the left—no, my left—ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Princeton:]
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me like this before—you can't put your finger there! Ooh! Put your finger there!

[Both:]
Oh, yeah!

[Gary Coleman:]
You can be as loud as the hell you want
When you're making love

[Bad Idea Bears:]
When you're making love!
[Gary Coleman]
You can be as loud as the hell you want
When you're making love!

[Bad Idea Bears:]
When you're making love!

[Gary Coleman]
Ha! You can be as loud as the hell you want
When you're makin' love

[Bad Idea Bears:]
When you're making love!

[Gary Coleman & Chorus:]
You can be as loud as
The hell you want

[Kate Monster/Princeton:]
Ahhhhh!

[Gary Coleman:]
Gary Coleman! You hear what?
Hell no, I won't tell 'em to quiet down!

[Kate Monster:]
Are we being too loud?
[Princeton:]
Yeah, are we bothering someone?

[Gary Coleman:]
Oh, no, not at all, kids!
You keep doing what you doing

[Bad Idea Bears:]
Yeah! Louder!

[Gary Coleman:]
You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're at the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as the hell you want
When you're making love

[Bad Idea Bears:]
Making sweet, sweet love

[Gary Coleman & Chorus]

[Bad Idea Bears:]
Loud as the hell!
Loud as the hell you want!
[Gary Coleman:]
Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun
They'll have peace and quiet
When you're good and done

[All:]
Be as loud as the hell you want
When you're making love!
Loud as the hell you want

[Kate Monster:]
Faster, Princeton!

[Christmas Eve:]
Brian, slow down! This not a race!

[All:]
Loud as the hell you want

[Princeton:]
Oh, yeah!

[Brian:]
Who's your daddy?

[Christmas Eve:]
What? Brian!

[All:]
Loud as the hell you want!
Loud as the hell you want!

[Gary Coleman:]
Smack it and lick it and rub it and suck it!

[All:]
Loud as the hell you want

[Christmas Eve:]
Yes! Work your mama!

[All:]
Loud as the hell you—

[Kate Monster:]
Oh yeah, that's it!

[Brian:]
Ooh, babe!

[Trekkie Monster:]
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[All:]
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you—
Loud as the hell you
Want!