Ain't no use in saying there ain't no Santa Claus
'Cause Santa Claus is definitely here to stay in the mind
Ain't no use in saying there ain't no money in the bank for toys
'Cause it was put up a long time ago for a rainy day

Ain't no use in saying you don't love all your brats
I'm watching you as you hustle them off to play
Keep the family strong with a little faith, and a little hope
And you can always get along 'cause Santa Claus is definitely here to stay

Ain't no use, Bob, in crying about spilt milk in the past
Because all, all the cats had a feast
Ain't no use in worrying about who's doing you wrong
Just leave it to them and go away
Go away in peace

Ain't no use in saying what you gonna do and what you ain't gonna do
Because within your power, you're doing your best
So release yourself, and take some of that money in the bank
And give yourself, give yourself, give yourself a rest

Ain't no use in giving up all of that
You might be the luckiest man in the world
Just put one in the other hand and grab the other one
And go on your driving trip
And I'll still say you're probably the luckiest man in the world
Ain't no use, ain't no use
It's better not to say what you're thinking, haha
Ain't no use, alright now, 'cause Santa Claus is here to stay

Ain't no use in saying, "I wish I could get rid of these brats"
'Cause you know you wouldn't take the world for them all
You say you wouldn't give a penny for one, ha
But you a lyin' son of a gun
'Cause they are yours, and you want them all, so go on

Ain't no use of believing everything you say
Because Santa Claus, so happy, is here to stay

That's all, have a good Christmas
I won't be there but I'd like to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to each and everyone who hears this record
Have a good time
Leave your troubles in 1970, start off '71 with a beautiful thought and love