Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you
May your parents be haunted and the fun continue
Is that your lip gloss that I smell?
May the watermelon flavor serve you well

And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening

And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening

And at the risk of sounding slobbery
My dumbness is alright with me
And I just wanna say
Thanks for listening

Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you
May you always outlive the cafeteria menu
I've been told that life ain't fair
But I really, really wish I had perfect hair

And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening
And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening

And at the risk of sounding slobbery
My dumbness is alright with me
And I just wanna say
Thanks for listening

It's so completely bland, and don't you see?
That now you've seen the other side of me
Did you teach your dog to fart your grandpa's name?
Don't look at me, I'm not the one to blame!

Hey everybody, may the dumb be with you
Emergency exit at the rear of the venue
Freaky little girl with the French beret
Do you know a thing or two about Bastille Day?

And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening

And I just wanna say
Just wanna say
Thanks for listening
And at the risk of sounding slobbery
My dumbness is alright with me
And I just wanna say
Thanks for listening