ALLISON:
I had a love, but love left me lonely
I had a love, but now I have only
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe
Woe, woe, woe

Deep in my heart, it must have been real love
Cause now it's causing me quiet a good deal of
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe
Woah woah woah woah!

I see no future for us, so I see no relief
From the suffering, sorrow, despair, despondence, torment, and grief

Who would have known?
That part of maturing
Was spending a month in your bedroom enduring
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe
Woah, woah, woah, woah!

CRY-BABY:
Locked in a cage, staring at the ceiling
Locked in a cage, doin' nothing but feeling
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe
Woah woah woah!
DUPREE:
10 kinds of hurt fill my soul as I languish
Depression, despair, dejection, anguish
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe

DUPREE & CRY-BABY:
10 types of woe....

CRY-BABY:
But when I dream of my darlin' waiting there for me
I feel happiness, pleasure, contentment, serenity, joy bliss and glee

She's up in her room

ALLISON:
He's locked in his prison

BOTH:
And I'd like to think, that he/she also is in

CRY-BABY:
Misery

ALLISON:
Agony
CRY-BABY:
Helplessness

ALLISON:
Hopelessness

BOTH:
Heartache and woe
Woah, woah, woah, woah!

PEPPER (spoken):
What is that word? That describes being spit on...
When you can't stop the pain?

WANDA (spoken):
Right, or stop getting hit on!

PEPPER (spoken):
How 'bout misery?

WANDA (spoken):
No, agony?

PEPPER (spoken):
Eh, helplessness?
WANDA (spoken):
Hopelessness?

PEPPER (spoken):
Heartache?

WANDA (spoken):
Woe

PEPPER (spoken):
Good one!

WANDA (spoken):
Thanks

WANDA & PEPPER:
Woe, woe, woe, woe!

HATCHET-FACE:
They cut up my face!
They buried my hatchet!
Now my nose has an itch!
God I wish I could scratch it!

This is misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness
Heartache, and woe

WANDA, PEPPER & HATCHET-FACE:
Woe, woe, woe, woe!

Take unfairness and injustice, and add 'em to the list
Of the reasons we're furious, outraged
Indigent, disgusted, and pissed

ALL:
But for now, nothing's left, but to join in this chorus
Ripped from the world's most depressing thesaurus
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness
Heartache, and woe
(Woe, woe, woe, woe!)

Inconsolable grief
(Woe, woe, woe, woe!)

May as well jump off a bridge
(Woe, woe, woe, woe!)

Life is long road to death
(Woe, woe, woe, woe!)