CRY-BABY:
I'm so happy that I'm cryin'
No, seriously
I'm so happy that I'm cryin'
I've been holding back for years

DUPREE:
N-n-n-no-no-no-no-no-yeah!

CRY-BABY:
Now my eyes are leaking justice
Taste the justice in these tears

JUDGE STONE (SPOKEN):
I'll take your word for it, son

CRY-BABY:
I was angry but that's over
I was lonely, that was then

DUPREE:
That was then

CRY-BABY:
Now I've got myself a feeling
I said I've got myself a feeling that
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again
Cause nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again
Well I'm so happy that I'm cryin'
I'm in heaven, I'm in love
Now my life will be exactly like the one I'm dreamin' of
Someday this will be remembered
As the very moment when
Nothing bad
Nothing bad ever, ever happened again
Cause nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

ALLISON:
Well I'm not quite sure what happened
But things worked out alright
Now I'll be myself forever and forever starts tonight
So don't wait up for me, Grandma
I'm not coming home 'til-

MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS:
9!

ALLISON:
10!
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

ALLISON AND CRYBABY:
I said nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again
Nothing bad
ALL:
Nothing bad

ALLISON AND CRYBABY:
Nothing bad

ALL:
Nothing bad

ALLISON AND CRYBABY:
From this point on, we're only feeling glad!
No more tears, only laughter
We'll be happy ever after

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS (SPOKEN):
And yet the errors of my past still sting
(sting)
I mean the whole, 'I killed your parents' thing
('killed your parents' thing)
The scale of my transgression
And the evil that's involved
Pose the problem of forgiveness...
CRY-BABY:
Well, you can call that problem solved!

CRY-BABY (SPOKEN):
And tomorrow
Is not gonna be like yesterday
'Cause I can see the future and I'm tellin' ya
It's gonna turn out perfect for all of us!

WANDA:
We've all got decent housing
Every woman, every man

HATCHETFACE:
We're covered by a universal
Health insurance plan!

PEPPER:
It even covers Bobby, Brenda
Bambi, Bjorn and Ben

WANDA, HATCHETFACE & PEPPER:
And nothing bad
Nothing bad ever, ever happens again

WHIFFLES:
There are no assassinations
No conflicts overseas

BALDWIN & LENORA:
We conquer mental illness
And venereal disease

DUPREE:
Our planet runs on happiness
Somebody shout amen!

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad
Ever, ever, ever under any circumstances
Ever, ever, happens again

MEN:
Nothing bad
(Nothing bad)
Nothing bad
(Nothing bad)

ALL:
Nothing cruel, uncool, or even slightly sad!
(No, no, no)

ALLISON:
We've worked out all our issues

CRY-BABY:
So throw away your tissues

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

WANDA, HATCHETFACE & PEPPER:
So long to class distinction
Class dismissed

ALL:
Bye, bye, bye!

DUPREE:
Racism? It's gone! It don't exist!

ALL:
Kumbaya!

SKIPPY:
No more sickness, no more hunger
No more bloodshed, no more war

DUPREE:
We'll live in peace and love and rock and roll forever more

WOMEN:
Nothing bad
(Nothing bad)
Nothing bad
(Nothing bad)

ALL:
Nothing cruel or mean or even slightly sad
(No, no, no)

ALLISON:
It's for real, no pretending
Just an endless happy ending

CRY-BABY:
That's the moral of the story
Everything is honky dory

MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS (SPOKEN):
For god's sakes, don't be snobby
Buy a sweatshirt in the lobby!

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

ALLISON & CRY-BABY:
No, no, no

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

ALLISON & CRY-BABY:
No, no, no

ALL:
Nothing bad
Nothing bad's
Ever, ever, ever
Gonna happen
Again

Yeah!