[Intro]

Harry Potter, Dōmo-kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show
Technologic, Curb Stomp, New Orleans, Falling Thwomp
Bell Peppers, Brian Peppers, MySpace is Emo


Captain Kirk, Oh Snap, Bill Cosby, It's a Trap
Connery, "O RLY?", Katamari Damacy
Cuppycake Gumdrops, Spinners never gonna' stop
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, Screw you Scientology!


We didn't start this website
It was always twisted since the sites existed
We didn't start this website
No we didn't code it, but we're gonna votе it


"Had One Weakness", Third Rеich, Zelda, N***a stole my bike
Linsdsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, "NEDM"
JoshCube, Camping Noob, Internet's a big tube
Hax, Max, Horse Dicks, Stapler, Tiny Tim
What is Love, Dew Army, Safety isn't Guaranteed
VinnyWeapons, Cloudsong, MasterSitsu, Donkey Kong
Conan, Cyberman, Asiacopter, G-Man
Dschinghis Khan, Pokémon, People raiding eBaum!

We didn't start the website
Though we didn't start, it may look retarded
We didn't start the website
No we're not the smartest, but we're still called artists


Willy Wonka, Virgin Nerd, Didn't say the magic word
Best day ever, Michael Moore, holy crap a dinosaur
Spiderman, Barrel roll, Batman stares into your soul
Had it with these F'in snakes, punch the keys for god's sakes

[Bridge]

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi
LazyTown, Gay Fuel pride, Syncan's gonna break my stride
Eon8, Soylent Green, Never-ending ball machine
Shoe on head, Violin, Stingray killed Steve Irwin!


We didn't start the website
We may be inventive, but we're not attentive
We didn't start the website
No we didn't make it, but we're here to break it

PS3 versus Wii, 64, and DBZ
Russia, A-ha, World of Warcraft drama
Very greedy Seagull, Chunk is indestructible
Burger King, Racial slur, Pranking telemarketer
Chuck Norris, Chocolate, Jesus and a fish biscuit
Kool-Aid, Not afraid, Dr-L337 is getting laid

We didn't start the website
They may call us losers, but there's lots of users
We didn't start the website
Much more than a blog
Cause we're the men now dog ("now dog" x8)