[Donald Duck]
Sorry everybody
I'm not home
Please leave a message
At the sound of the tone!

Gizmos and gadgets!
Electric devices!
A microwave blender that cuts, chops, and dices! (Wow!)
Chocolate detectors!
Alarms that go boom!
Donald has dozens in every room!

[Chorus]
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck! (That's me!)
A d-d-d-d-digital duck! (Oh boy, oh boy!)
Donald loves his gadgets
Even though they run amok!
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck!

(Wow!
A digital peanut-butter-spreader!
I'm gonna need one of those)

His marshmallow toaster
Roasts as it spins
Games he can play;
The games always win
(Aw...)
Gravity sandals to climb up the walls
Switches to switch that do nothing at all
[Chorus]
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck! [laughs]
A d-d-d-d-digital duck! (You got it, toots!)
Donald loves his gadgets
Even though they run amok!
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck!

(Well, for crying out loud
A computerized banana peeler!
What'll they think of next?)

Widgets and wadgets!
Digital gadgets!
You switch 'em and bat 'em!
Flip 'em and file 'em!

Magnets with motors!
Robots with rotors!
You name it, he's got it!
If he doesn't, he'll get it!

[Chorus]
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck! (That's me!)
A d-d-d-d-digital duck! [laughs]
Donald loves his gadgets
Even though they run amok!
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck!
(Here we go!)

CHORUS (modulated higher):
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck! (For sure!)
A d-d-d-d-digital duck! [laughs]
Donald loves his gadgets
Even though they run amok!
(I'm a d-d-d-d-digital duck!)
He's a d-d-d-d-digital duck!

[Things go awry for Donald...]